The Obstructor

Today’s #peopleofpublictransport is the Obstructor. The Obstructor is an aggressive territorial passenger, but unlike the Seat Monopolizer the Obstructor claims the walkway. This is accomplished by any means possible, from bags on the floor for you to trip over, to umbrellas sticking out at groin height, to simply having a humongous fat ass that makes you turn sideways to edge past the portion of their bloated carcass that blocks the walkway. Add in the typical jolting, jerking motion of the typical Nashville bus, and the chances of passing the Obstructor to get on or off the bus without planting your face on the deck become remote.

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