The Surfer Dude
#peopleofpublictransport The Surfer Dude is the man who disdains the use of seats and benches. He also scorns hand holds and support rails. He stands free, swinging his body and limbs to counteract the jerking motion of the bus.
During particularly violent shaking, such as a typical bus journey, the Surfer Dude might end up performing extremely sharp motions to stay balanced. And here we reach the problem with the Surfer Dude; In standing room only buses the Dude still refuses to use hand holds, flailing with less and less grace, until simply standing near him is like trying to dodge a flurry of blows from a demented martial arts master.